Tuesday, December 27, 2011

My Clutzy Day



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Today was...Not a very good day. My day began at 8 o'clock with my mom pounding on my door, yelling, "Breakfast!" At eight in the morning! I got out of my bed and dragged my feet to the kitchen table as my mom served tasteless, yucky oatmeal. As I grabbed the juice squeezer to pour myself some grapefruit juice to unstick the oatmeal in my throat, somehow the whole juice managed to spill all over the table. Now, I am known for being the clumsy one in the family. If there's a cord on the floor, I'm guaranteed to trip on it, no matter how many times I walk by it. And in the winter, it's also guaranteed I slip on the driveway at least twice. So anyways, I received several taunts for this. The rest of the day was pretty good. I sat around and did nothing as I usually do. After dinner we decided to play Poker, which went really well. I won for the first time ever! Though I managed to spill my chips at least 3 times all over the ground while showing them off to my sister. While putting the poker game away in our basement, don't ask me what happened, but I slipped or something on the stairs, and the lid of the poker game came crashing down the stairs, as hundreds (ok probably fifty,) poker chips rained down the stairs. So my day ended with collecting tons of poker chips scattered in a wide radius. And now I've managed to somehow get my leg stuck in the back of my chair, and I can't get it out! I need to figure out something to control myself, because I don't think that leash I was talking about in my last post is going to work.

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